give me presents with your presence

Pearland, Texas native. USAF

onlyfitgirls:

Colleen Fotsch

onlyfitgirls:

Colleen Fotsch

rainydaysandblankets:

Mountain Cabin, Lake Tahoe

rainydaysandblankets:

Mountain Cabin, Lake Tahoe

(via kentuckymud)

shfhs:

Michele Letendre - Overhead Squat

shfhs:

Michele Letendre - Overhead Squat

(Source: mrbenwyatt, via hardlyworkinggirl)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man:

Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee:

Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man:

I never filled out an application.

Employee:

Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man:

No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee:

Well, but that doesn't-

Man:

AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee:

But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man:

OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee:

Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man:

Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee:

...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man:

Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee:

That...doesn't make any sense.

Man:

NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man:

Fuck you, slut.

warriorfromtheskies:

lights bokane<3

warriorfromtheskies:

lights bokane<3

(Source: tattoo-babes)

latinobussy:

When a white person touches me

(Source: lolgifs.net, via blvcxonblack)

kieljamespatrick:

Find your happy place and live there.

kieljamespatrick:

Find your happy place and live there.

(via texas-red-dirt-sunset)

thecogirl:

Absolutely amazing!!!

thecogirl:

Absolutely amazing!!!

(via texas-red-dirt-sunset)

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

tastefullyoffensive:

Anna Kendrick’s reaction to the leaked celebrity photos. [@annakendrick47]

(via hardlyworkinggirl)

I left 100lbs of feed in the truck overnight, it all got wet so gonna let the girls feast before it goes bad.